(QUIET MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRAND MUSIC PLAYING)
FRONT GATE BARKER: Hury, hury, step this way.
Don't be shut out, friend.
See the most wondrous sights imaginable
pulled from the four corners of the Earth.
Acts to delight, to thrill and to mysti_!
Walk through these gates
She is here, ladies and gents,
That gun-slinging, sharp-shooting
He has traveled the world and
-He will amaze! He will astound !
The Great and Powe_ul Oz!
l always knew that l was destined for show business.
And now look at me.
To think,
selling oil cakes
, OZ: Yes, well
when you least expect it,
-You won't need this.
You are playing
A gift in honor
Now, this belonged to
A tsarina from Mirkutsk,
Yes. She was killed in battle,
-Which battle?
You've heard
No? Good.
And this music box
But l know that Grammie
-(DOOR OPENS)
Frank!
How many times do
-What is it?
Only a half a house.
All right,
For you, the applause
l should be playing
lnstead of some
in a second-hand jacket
You're gonna have to patch
-Again?
-Let's go. Hat!
-Hat.
-You're the new girl, huh?
Good, we needed a new one.
Poor thing.
But she's resting comfo_ably
expected to
Perhaps you'd
Now, remember,
l raise my hand.
You are overqualified
SIDESHOW BARKER:
the show has already begun.
There are still a few seats left.
Don't miss your chance to see
OZ: Journey with me now,
to the mystical lands
(PIANO PLAYING
her lonely spirit
But tonight,
l shall require a volunteer
Oh! Yes, l would
(SOFTLY)
A simple county girl,
Now, you have nothing to fear,
Allow yourself to merge
Can you hear me,
There is a wire
l see it, too.
MAN 1 : Clear as day.
What need have l of wires?
Look, it's not much,
l would make you walk,
MAN 1 : Well, go on, then.
l would make her walk,
but unfo_unately there
Make the kid walk,
Why didn't you close
There was nothing
l didn't really think
Of course not.
You know, you shouldn't
J After all
You're not my friend, Frank.
What l need is someone who knows
You want me to
What is this? Gingham?
Oh, don't tell me
l don't know why you didn't
What truth? That l'm a fake?
And worse, they would have
-(TH UMPING)
lt's been a long time.
The last time you
lt's not often enough, Oscar, seeing you
(SIGHS) Well,
How's eveything on the farm?
She didn't send me
l need to tell you
That's never a good start
John Gale asked me
l think that's.. .
l said l had
l wondered what you
You could do a lot worse
ANNIE: So are you.
l'm many things,
See, Kansas is full
Church-going men that get
who spent his whole
l don't want to be a good man,
l want to be Hary Houdini
That's all l ever
Uh, Professor, you need
No, Vlad, please.
-(GRU NTS)
-No, please!
lt was iust his
Congratulations on
-_LAD YELLS)
There he is!
-Vlad, no!
Mr. Baum, l'll catch up
OZ: And the other half
BAUM: All right, you loafers!
-(LAUGHS)
-No, no, no.
Come here.
No, you don't!
-Hat!
Farewell !
-(CROWD SHOUTING)
l haven't
Just get me out of here
No, no. No, no.
l can't swim.
Unless you're an angel.
Oh. Uh. .. Yes, my balloon
WOMAN: l'd get out
l'd be more concerned
J Their teeth are small
River Fairies? (CHUCKLES)
-(CHOMPING SOUND)
Spiteful little things,
Where.. .
lt's like no place
Oscar Zoroaster
Henkle Emmanuel
l knew it!
He said that a great wizard
will descend
You mean,
Well, yes. Because
Like, in a palace with
Yes, a beautiful scepter
Oh. And you will
Yes, there's more gold
And Oz will now be
Because you are
l'm the Wizard.
-(LOUD SHRIEKING)
-What was that?
They've been sent here
-(LOUD GROWLING)
We better hury or your reign will be
-Whoa !
-OZ; Oh! Whoa!
-(CREATURE GROWLING)
Oh... Perhaps the Wicked Witch
l don't think
l... l, too,
Where are all your warts?
-(LOUD THUMP)
That something
TH EODORA:
He was a king
But she wanted the throne
But my sister chased her away
l can't wait
She was sta_ing to doubt you'd ever
And you're going to
You know what
lt's a music box.
Well, this belonged to
No one's ever given me anything
With the visage
l'm sure you have
You don't know much
Maybe not, but l'm told
Now you're gonna tell me no one's ever
Then it's high time
Here l thought
Not only are you
but you're the person
Well, we sure
like you said,
Oh! l was hoping
-Yeah.
Somebody, save me!
TH EODORA:
Wizard,
FINLEY: Help me!
little talking monkey
You, mister!
Do you have anything sharp?
How about your teeth?
OZ: (CHUCKLES) Calm down,
You gotta get me
l'm gonna die.
Don't wory. These vines
-Lion?
-We're gonna die!
Eat him first!
Be gone, coward !
-You were wonde_ul, Wizard.
You mean
All right, well,
lt was nothing, just a little
-Shall we to the palace?
My master's home was ransacked
And l've been hiding
But now you've saved
So l hereby swear
From this moment on l shall be your
Surely.
TH EODORA:
J Just down this hill
lt's a good thing
You are going to make the
And l will be so proud
We'll spend
But right now, there's
waiting to witness
Thousands?
Monkey, tell me again
-l devote my life to you.
Whatever you wish,
lt is my sworn duty
-until the end of my days.
And there's
None, sir.
Good.
Oh, sir, your sense of humor
-You remind me.. .
Well, you could have told me
You got to come clean
As my new assistant
Right. Now, listen,
We need to convince
that they've found
Theodora, we've been
No, no, no, no.
-This is the Wizard?
-LEADER: Halt.
WINKIE GUARDS:
All hail the Wizard.
and most genuine
A wizard above scrutiny
or subversive intention
-Okay.
He's just a real, good,
FINLEY: (STAMMERING)
Can l please
-l shall blow a fanfare.
because l've been personally watching
Praise be you are here
and the prophecy
Oh, this is a glorious day
And may l add, you're as
l am Evanora,
l have been protecting the Emerald City
l am here to serve
Well, l look forward
Oh, sister,
EVANORA: Oh, yes,
Goodness.
(WHISPERING)
Yes, Wizard, right away,
-Thank you, sourpuss.
lsn't he wonde_ul?
You dare escort
and allow him to climb
And why not?
that he might be an imposter in
The Wicked Witch?
(SCOFFS) l'm not the one
Or maybe it's you
Have you finally
l am on no one's side.
lt's all l ever wanted,
What do you know
That temper
that l could conspire
You are my sister
But l do need proof that
But he has already
(LAUGHS) Of course.
l was thinking it might be
You know, my sister has been telling me
Yes, uh, boggling to the minds
Oh, l do wish l could
-Yes.
-Now?
And a good time
Well, um,
lt belongs
Oh, no more second-hand suits
Nothing but
And one of these things!
-A chalice.
l've always wanted a chalice.
You see,
after you defeat
And since you haven't
-l'm not actually king.
You still have to
And killing her
No, l don't
No one said anything
Oh. Well, if you're not interested in
We can just forget about
The gold and the rubies,
l'm just not too keen
And your magic is the only
All you have to do is journey
-Her wand.
lt's the source of
l haven't even said
l will talk to her
l will tell her
No, don't.. .
All right. l will say whatever
but are you going to
FINLEY: We're really
How hard could it be
lt's vey, vey hard
And what about that
She'll get over me.
There'll be plenty
Oh, evey lie you tell gets us one step
Then don't think
Think of them as stepping
We'll turn around and go back.
You apologize for lying
and for lying
You gotta really
Maybe you could even cy.
We're gonna find
l'll get that
and you can have a nice
Because l'm a monkey,
-You don't like bananas?
l'm a monkey,
l just don't like
We offer to wash all the
-for an entire year.
FINLEY:
Or we could give them
l noticed some yellow
Get back here!
We gotta get the Wicked Witch.
-(GIRL SOBBING)
-Hey, there.
-Are you all right?
Don't wory,
Oh, you. ..
Good. Then you know there's
So, just come on
(SNIFFLING)
Don't wory.
CHINA GIRL:
-The Wicked Witch sent them.
the whole town was celebrating
because we had heard
Would you like to
-l'm gonna let you go.
Just head on down that way,
Tell them l sent you,
No, you're just
l'm not as delicate
Listen, we have one rule
Never work with
And l'm already working
-(GROWLS)
Don't.. .
(SOBBING)
Look, you're.. .
On a road in the
All you have to do
lt's cying again,
Off of there!
Please let me
l promise
No dolls
-Please, let me come!
Fine!
We'll all go,
Great. Let's go
CROWS: You'll die,
Did those crows just say
Think there are
The undead?
Something's got my tail.
-CHINA GIRL: Look out!
-Hey!
-OZ: Come on.
OZ: Hate the Dark Forest.
CHINA GIRL: (PANTING)
So, how are you gonna
All l need to do is
Once l destroy that,
Why don't you
-lt's got a knife!
l gotta protect
-Hey!
-Honestly.
CHINA GIRL:
OZ: (WHISPERING)
The Wicked Witch
Monkey, you're the X.
China Girl,
l wanna be a heart.
All right, fine.
Okay, now,
Good work. You just
-Sory.
Just go over there and make
l'll grab the wand
(QUIETLY)
(WHISPERING)
-Hury!
-Break it.
-All right.
WOMAN: Are you
Um... That's
Not sure.
l have waited so long
l'd remember
My, you must have
l'm Glinda the Good.
l thought Evanora
Evanora is
Conniving and as cruel
She's fooled most eveyone,
She made eveyone believe
-but it was her.
she's the one who
And to think,
There were
Not that l was
l wasn't really going
No, no, no, no, no.
You should be dead.
Curse you and
-(DOOR OPENS)
l've looked eve_here,
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
Oh, sister, he's fulfilling
He'll bring her darkness
Yes, l'm certain that's what
He came to my chambers
-For hours, it seemed.
Oh, l can still feel his body
Oh, sister, you were
He must be, to make me
He said we would
Are you quite sure it wasn't
l want Glinda and that wizard
GLINDA: On the day my father died,
And a dark shadow
l've had to stand alone
as towns were destroyed,
l've been unable to protect
With only faith in my father's
great Wizard from Kansas,
Well, you see,
l didn't realize how
Evanora knows you know
Yeah.
CHINA GIRL:
(STAMMERING)
CHINA GIRL:
-(GRU NTS)
-Help! Catch me, please!
-Are you all right?
This is her big idea
Well, it was the best l could
CHINA GIRL:
OZ: Don't let go!
CHINA GIRL:
-Unless you've got something.
Just because she jumped off
-What about me?
These things go
lt repels our enemies
But we're
And going vey fast.
Does this thing
l'm going too fast!
GLINDA: You needn't
And all good-hearted souls
They've waited a long time
All hail the great
You put the ''mery'' back in
-You're vey beautiful.
Girls, listen,
-(KISSl NG)
-Hello!
Remind me to
Glinda, l didn't know
They're both so beautiful,
MAN: We need
You know,
l might not actually
At least, not any kind of wizard
l can also tell
slightly egotistical
l see.
Whether or not
No. l just told you
lf you can make them believe,
These are desperate times,
TH EODORA:
Do you think
1 EVANORA: Well
-What did you expect?
You can't compete
Your precious wizard
One bite and your world
One bite and your hea_
One bite and you and l
Unless you'd rather see
You're the wicked one.
Oh, it's just your hea_
Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will
l can cast
and have you looking
l want him to
l want him to know that he was the one
lt's imperative that you behave like
Morale is essential if we have
-And l assume you have a plan.
You're going to lead us into battle
And do we have
No, sir.
-And l can work with iron.
-l bake bread.
-l can sew.
-lt might.
We're tougher
What they lack in stamina
OLD TINKER: And l'll
And we're prepared
lf you don't keel over
Please tell me,
Uh, no,
l like it,
The wind would
And so it was
So, sound the battle call
And so it is
Wíll come
-They do make beautiful clothes.
Uh, Glinda, these are all
But do you honestly believe
l don't expect them
l mean the good people of Oz
You want me to lead
lf this was easy,
-Look!
-MAN 1: The wall!
The Wicked Witch isn't
OZ: It looks like
Not by herself,
What does that mean?
Get the children to safety!
-(SCREECH ES)
-(SNARLS)
Still think your Wizard
Speak up, or l will
Don't you recognize me,
l get it!
-(GRU NTS)
Theodora, stop.
-(GRU NTS)
Theodora,
lt's your sister.
l'd hoped you'd be able
That's why it was so easy
She only killed a man,
Begone, Witch , before
When l return with
the Yellow Brick Road
of evey Tinker, farmer and
You underestimate us,
We are a strong
And now the Wizard
And you will all see that he
selfish and extremely
lt was a broom
She's gone now.
Now that
Yeah, well, that was
An army and yet another
This one bent on destroying
Something we
Something that
Something we're
You need a real wizard.
So, you're not the wizard
So, you don't have the powers
Maybe you're capable
Glinda, l wish
l'm just not the man
CHINA GIRL:
Perhaps you'd prefer
-Here you are.
The old wizard
People would
And if they were
Um, you see, where l come
The Wizard of Menlo Park.
-Did he grant wishes?
But he could look into
He created the electric light,
He created a camera that
And all he had was a little
With almost nothing,
ls that the kind
lt's the kind of wizard
Well, you are that kind.
l'd rather you grant wishes,
l've got a way out
-What is this?
lllusion, misdirect,
l know l'm not the wizard
but l might iust be
You said you were
The carnival magician's
l'll put on
The likes of which
Magic, mystey,
lt'll be
This is what you're
Where l come from,
Although, l've made
lt allows you to project
Nothing's impossible
-Bully.
These three roads
To the east are the deadly poppy fields.
-We'll have to steer clear of them. -OZ: Why is that?
One good whi_
And we're not exactly
All right.
ln the conjuring business,
Gives the audience
You gentlemen will be
and charcoal to create what is commonly
-(FINLEY SCREECHES)
GLINDA: Mr. Quimby,
delivered to the main road
Mr. Zim, have
EVANORA: My vey own
soon you will be facing Glinda
And when they see
-they will run and flee for the hills and.. .
Now, l've added this
along with
Yes! Edison himself
Now, there's something else
But l'd rather
Do you know how
but you still haven't
to get this thing
What do you mean
Well, well, well.
Now, you two be
-Let's move it, Wizard.
Guess l'm up.
Would you stop? A con man
Well, then, it looks like
The only person you've
Today we fight
from the villainy
-Quadlings.
-Tinkers.
-Munchkins.
We face great odds,
our hard work,
We have nothing to fear
Good day there,
GATEKEEPER: l was told
Where are your
KNUCK: Why this delay?
Sir, l'm iust tying
-What l meant was.. .
-Tear them apart!
The fog is lifting !
-(GASPING)
-(TWIG CRACKLES)
-Herald .
Emerald City underground.
Eveything's ready.
l just have to do
-Get this carriage in position.
l told Glinda
She said l was wrong
l'm talking about
-The balloon.
J ust remember,
We're supposed to
You guys will do great.
KNUCK: Come back!
-Wizard !
EVANORA:
Witness what happens
Glinda did vey well for
Guards !
The citizens of Emerald City
l'd get your sister
Well, l think l'm going to do
ooh, vey,
l just can't take the sight
Ooh, l'm going to
until there is nothing
l have been waiting
He said it was going to be
Did he tell you
l knew that buffoon of yours
Why do you continue
Because l believe
-(GRU NTS)
Not so great and powe_ul
-l thought you were dead.
Oh, no. Some of the smoke
That was your
That was just
EVANORA:
Like the king who spoke it
And they will be joined in
Say hello to
The dreams of
fear me not,
More tricks?
How dare you,
-(ROARING)
Guards! Come back here
-(BLOWING TRUMPET)
Thanks to you,
and taken my
l'm now more
-Got it.
l am the great and powerful
-(EXPLODING)
We got Evanora.
-Yeah !
Come back here,
And you said that
-Now.
But l can kill
The Witch is gone!
-Whoo-hoo !
Theodora, l know
find the goodness
You took what mattered
l'll never again feel
but l'll settle for the
l think at the vey least,
l don't need them.
Now eveyone will see you
ln the name of my father,
l have here a missive
''With little more
''we made the
''As your Wizard,
''the Land of Oz
-ls ít on?
lf it isn't the most
Your machine
What you displayed
Your father would have been
He would have marveled
Now we're ready
wants to speak
so that the
When those witches come back,
we're going to need
And now it's time
-Gifts?
Well, you know
To the man who can
May it assist you
Thank you for
Sourpuss,
Something that,
-l don't want that.
-Take it back.
Finley, you stood
when any monkey
To you, l give something
Now you're my partner.
That's all
l'm afraid l can't give
l know it's not the family
l wonder what
Oh, l don't need
You better have
a sight envied by all
by what you find
l know what
What? l'm just
That l have eveything
For the record, l knew
l've seen the light
Burning bright,
l've held hope
That there would be
To fínd a kingdom
'Cause underneath the good there's
When you're almost there
Just open up
When you're almost there
Know you're not aIone
When you run, run so far
Where you're from
You count your steps
You catch one breath
Wrong is right
And there's nowhere
So don't beIieve in eveythíng you
When you're almost there
Just open up
When you're almost there
Know you're not aIone
When you let
You won't get lost
When you hear
Oh, when you're almost there
Just open up
'Cause you're almost there
Know you're not aIone